I literally cry with laughter every time I watch this.
how much do islands cost i want one
Less than a college education
what the fuck
all i wanna do is *gunshot* *gunshot* *gunshot* *gunshot* mmmm whatcha saaaaay
"It’s not as bad as people make it sound. Sure, you created a little monster that you have to take care of. But it’s a blast."
*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up
"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression
Chad Harbach, The Art of Fielding (via glittergheist)
I made a comic with pretty much the same punchline as this other comic I made maybe no one will notice
The (not-so) subtle messages in Futurama are the best
yeah clowns and heights are scary and all but have u ever clogged your friends toilet
"I wanna put them on stop signs."
peterpanseyebrows when you find out there are froot loops but your enthusiasm mars your balance