sine dictis


butterfly-effect:

I literally cry with laughter every time I watch this.


accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

image

what the fuck


Apr 19th at 5PM / via: reinaww / op: 0wenhart / 209 notes

0wenhart:

all i wanna do is *gunshot* *gunshot* *gunshot* *gunshot* mmmm whatcha saaaaay


humansofnewyork:

"It’s not as bad as people make it sound. Sure, you created a little monster that you have to take care of. But it’s a blast."

humansofnewyork:

"It’s not as bad as people make it sound. Sure, you created a little monster that you have to take care of. But it’s a blast."


Apr 19th at 2AM / via: thesaurus / op: oh-good-life / 143,239 notes

chilled:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

(Source: oh-good-life)


Apr 19th at 2AM / via: queer-lust / op: orangeskins / 15,692 notes

Apr 18th at 10PM / via: kushdrinker / op: beepboopboopbeep / 3,664 notes

(Source: beepboopboopbeep)


Apr 18th at 10PM / via: human-sloth / op: jaclcfrost / 41,780 notes

jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression


"She hated the namelessness of women in stories, as if they lived and died so that men could have metaphysical insights." 

Apr 18th at 5PM / via: e-pic / op: fissionaccomplished / 16,614 notes

Chad Harbach, The Art of Fielding  (via glittergheist)

(Source: fissionaccomplished)


Apr 18th at 5PM / via: thesaurus / op: colleenclarkart / 27,679 notes
colleenclarkart:

I made a comic with pretty much the same punchline as this other comic I made maybe no one will notice

colleenclarkart:

I made a comic with pretty much the same punchline as this other comic I made maybe no one will notice


Apr 17th at 10PM / via: peterpanseyebrows / op: angelblaines / 88,559 notes

angelblaines:

The (not-so) subtle messages in Futurama are the best


Apr 17th at 10PM / via: reinaww / op: spicy-vagina-tacos / 55,534 notes

spicy-vagina-tacos:

yeah clowns and heights are scary and all but have u ever clogged your friends toilet


icantbelieveitsalawblog:

"I wanna put them on stop signs."

(Source: uproxx.com)


Apr 17th at 8PM / via: human-sloth / op: bertholdty / 33,930 notes

peterpanseyebrows when you find out there are froot loops but your enthusiasm mars your balance

(Source: bertholdty)


Apr 17th at 8PM / via: human-sloth / op: teruteruhanamura / 5,322 notes

(Source: teruteruhanamura)


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